Our Saturday morning began at 5:45am when our dog went out to relieve himself, got sprayed by a skunk, then tracked it back into our house.

@stop @stop After a peroxide, baking soda, and dish soap bath, now walking said dog 2.5 miles to the nearest groomer.

@stop Benefit # 14,793 to use Twitter:

You get to stay up to date on someone else’s skunk drama.